"Land your stag!"

Introducing: Widmer '10 Pitch Black IPA in a pint glass at $1.25 a bottle.

Also Starring: "Gentleman Broncos" and cupcakes made from scratch. The former we got from M&M - that's my brother and sister-in-law for the two reading this who aren't my brother and sister-in-law. It features battle stags, snake diarrhea, popcorn balls, and Sam Rockwell. And the cupcakes were Adie's doing, the bulk of which ended up going straight to my coworkers' thighs.

With: A maltier nose than I usually like in an IPA (which gives this brew its signature shade) but it's well balanced with the bitter finish.

And of Course: India Pale Ale. With some black food coloring. And molasses.